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“Of course it’s not listed on any exchange. That would let in too many people.” Burr Shafer August 6, 1949
“I had money, position, power. And then this little old lady with 2 shares gets up at the annual stockholders’ meeting…” Marvin Tannenberg July 17, 1965
“I figure if it doesn’t get off at Wall Street, we’re in trouble.” Charles O’Glass May 23, 1964
“…then, just when everything seemed blackest, IBM jumped two points, General Motors split again, and U.S. Steel came through with a whopping dividend.” Marvin Tannenberg April 25, 1964
“Lisa, I’m finding it very difficult to live with a woman who buys stocks based on the color of the certificates!” Marvin Tannenberg December 31, 1967
“My heavens! I’ve been wiped out!” Ed Fisher November 25, 1961
“O.K., so I sold at $33 a share. Can’t you just forget it?” Bob Barnes November 28, 1959
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The first one lets the cat out of the bag. Just swap out the man listening for Nancy Pelosi and her inner circle.