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“It was the first time in the history of the precinct that the lie-detector went ‘boin-n-ng.’”
November 24, 1956
“he’s given me the faith I need in myself to bust out of here.”
September 24, 1960
“My lawyer bribed three witnesses, but they didn’t show up at the trial. That’s justice for you!”
August 11, 1956
“Harold, you’re losing your tan.”
May 5, 1956
“Oh, come now, Murphy, be reasonable. You’re not supposed to like it here.”
January 6, 1962
“Gosh, fellows, I hold these truths to be self-evident!”
November 30, 1963
“The bank examiners had a tough time nailing me. I had two years of Harvard Business School.”
June 8, 1957
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