“You are a most gallant gentleman, sir, and I shall always be grateful for your generous offer—but he’s merely trying to find a place to park.”
January 1952
“Better take Riley off wedding cakes until he patches up his marital troubles.”
February 1954
“Sorry, I shouldn’t have proposed while you were taking a bite of your taco.”
September/October 1993
“You know very well, Helen who!”
April 1958
“Just remember that marriage is like buying a house. You have to live with it, and you may not see any appreciation.”
July/August 1998
“We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding, and he wants to be single.”
March/April 2013
“Can you wait 10 minutes while I pack?”
June 1954
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