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Joseph Zeis June 16, 1962
“There’s something basically good about you, Esther, that’s probably going to make the evening pretty dull.” Herb Green April 4, 1959
“You’re steaming up my contact lenses…” Martha Blanchard March 11, 1967
“Oh, stop worrying about Daddy. He went upstairs to bed hours ago.” Joseph Zeis February 23, 1963
“Oh, Harold, the poignant dilemma of a highly educated and sensitive American woman is not alleviated or absolved by a mere pat on the back from a tool-and-die executive.” William Hamilton February 11, 1967
“If you don’t mind, I happen to be watching Johnny Carson.” Charles Barsotti January 28, 1967
“Silly boy! I’m beginning to think you have the right number after all.” Martha Blanchard June 19, 1965
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