Lisa P. Sutton quit her dream job with Dissoqueen Laura Wasser to write about dysfunctional families and the absurdities of being a divorce lawyer to the stars. In addition to drafting some pretty decent pleadings for clients like Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, she has had short fiction published in The Rumpus, PEN America, and North American Review. She earned her law degree at Boston University and her MFA at UC Irvine.