If your neighbors try your patience, the best you can do is arm yourself with fences, ear plugs, and a good sense of humor.
July 4, 1959
“I hate to barge into your house like this,
but I heard you opening your refrigerator.”
“We’re thinking of buying the house next door.
Like to give the neighbors the once-over.
How do they look to you, dear?”
November 25, 1950
“Hey wait a minute… I sold this at my garage sale last year!”
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